Confessions of a Dangerous Writer - Code of Conduct

Please read the following code of conduct before entering correspondence with John R Morgan:

1. Do not read the article
2. Do not check to see if anybody has replied with the same message already.
3. Ensure you reply in a language other than English, preferably one that deviates from the Latin alphabet.
4. Please include links to porn sites, preferably ones that require payment.
5. You have the right to be offensive about all aspects of the author's lifestyle and creative output.
6. If you believe that you have spotted the author in a brothel within your local area, or somebody with a similar name or physical build, do feel free to draw everybody's attention to the event.
7. Your opinion is worth more than anybody else's. Abuse this knowledge.
8. All the author's musings are at some deep level about Hitler. Your responsibility is to highlight the connection in as few steps as possible.
9. Add links to your own websites, so we know what to bookmark.
10. Above all, DO COME AGAIN!