Have a drink

"I'm making drinks. Do you want one?"

"Yeah, go on."

"What do you want, then?"

"Honestly, do you need to ask every time? I drink coffee, white coffee... unless I'm hungover when I drink it strong and black. Or if there's any filter, which I also like black, unless it's too strong, although that's okay if I'm hungover. But I always have tea first thing, which I always drink white, unless we've run out of coffee at home, when I'll drink coffee first, then tea for the second drink (unless I'm hungover. I can't abide tea when I'm hungover).

"And, of course, I always drink tea when I have my lunch, because I can't drink coffee with food, unless it's cake - I can't drink tea with cake (rich tea biscuits don't count). If we've run out of milk I'll happily drink my coffee black because I'm too lazy to go to the shop to get milk, but if I've got a hot lunch, then I'll sneak into the kitchen when no-one's looking and pour myself half a cup of milk."

"I've got some Green tea if you want some."

"Oh yeah, that would be great."

"Gunpowder or Jasmine?"

"Do you really need to ask?"